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Possibly the stupidest criminal ever (seriously)

Postby billybobster » Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:22 pm



Every single aspect of this crime was idiotic.

From http://www.autoweek.com/article/20120913/carnews05/120919900#ixzz26ahiN18t

Apparently trying to snatch and unload a grip of 4 and 4S iPhones before the 5 showed up and sent their value plunging, 22-year-old parolee Equonne Howard allegedly drove his personal 2003 BMW X5 through the front of the Temecula, Calif. Apple Store on Sept. 6th. An accomplice then collected a passel of tablets and phones, while Howard attempted to reverse the Bimmer through the store's security gate.

While Howard eventually managed to force the ute back through the gate that his dramatic entrance had sprung upward, his license plate detached itself in the process. After changing one tire near the store and allegedly liberating a can of Fix-A-Flat from a local 7-11 (in a failed attempt to re-inflate another), the suspect abandoned the X5 and went back to the Apple Store to retrieve the incriminating number plate with the keys to the Bimmer still in his pocket.

Riverside County Sheriff deputies apprehended him upon his return to the scene, and he's currently in jail, no doubt hoping somebody'll pony up his $600,000 bail—the amount of damage he's accused of causing to the store.
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Re: Possibly the stupidest criminal ever (seriously)

Postby brkinshiz » Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:15 pm

What. The. Fuck.
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Re: Possibly the stupidest criminal ever (seriously)

Postby Scandinavian Flick » Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:29 pm

BMW owners, man...
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Re: Possibly the stupidest criminal ever (seriously)

Postby brkinshiz » Sat Sep 15, 2012 9:39 pm

What about you and I has anything to do with this. Lol.
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